Dear National Security Agency,
After our kickstarter campaign for LOCKER 212 BOMBED the first time, I
got REALLY ANGRY. I mean, I know it's not THE GOVERNMENT'S FAULT, and
I'm not saying THIS ADMINISTRATION IS A TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE, but with
all the money you're throwing at these problems, you'd think you could
toss some toward a great little art-project that might just make a difference.
I mean, it's not like we're making a
PROPHET on this -- we're just trying to FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE
FORCES OF EVIL that seem to BRING FEAR INTO THE PLACES OF EDUCATION ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
Still, I'm glad for the MANY, LOYAL FOLLOWERS who have STRUCK BACK WITH US against the bullying and VIOLENCE IN SCHOOLS. Sometimes THE PEOPLE HAVE
TO BE WILLING TO RISE UP to get anything done around here.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that these loyal people who've PLEDGED THEMSELVES TO OUR CAUSE are THE BOMB, and that
it'd be RADICAL if you, too, could come alongside us in this. Like, stop
SHELTERING PRESIDENT OBAMA from my tweets, and get him to check out the kickstarter page and maybe help us get this done.
Thank you so much for your time. I'll make TRUE BELIEVERS of you, yet!
Hugs and Kisses,
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