The Last Advice You'll Ever Need on How to Write Fiction
Now, I can put my own book out with only a smidge of shame. Now, I don't worry quite so much about what that says about the quality of my work. This makes me feel smug. Like I know something. And with a pretentious title like the one I've slapped on this post, you'd better hope I've got something pretty spectacular to share.
It's a link. A link to a Guardian article I'd read a long time ago, but that was recently brought back to my attention by a friend on Facebook. In it is a compilation of "Ten Rules for Writing Fiction," by a whole mess of the world's best fiction writers. Here, GO READ IT.
The chap who reminded me of it today said his favorite list was by Neil Gaiman, and I think you could do worse, fershure. So in case you're interested but too lazy to click a link (what's wrong with you!?), here are Gaiman's Ten:
2 Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.
3 Finish what you're writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.
4 Put it aside. Read it pretending you've never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you respect and who like the kind of thing that this is.
5 Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.
6 Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.
7 Laugh at your own jokes.
8 The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you're allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it's definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I'm not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.