Pssst! Hey, Buddy -- Wanna Make a Quick, Cool Mil?

Well, good -- cuz I'm feelin' generous tonight.

Here's whatcha gotta do:

1. Write a kickin' Jeff Buckley biopic-screenplay.
2. Hire James Franco to star in said screenplay.
3. Produce the dangeddy-dang thing.
4. Go swimmin' in yer money.

Yer welcome. Don't say I never gave you nothin'.


  1. Never mind. APPARENTLY they already made a Jeff Buckley biopic, and COMPLETELY ignored the fact that James Franco is actually just a Jeff Buckley clone (which is why he's so, um, "off-kilter" -- cloning technology being what it is).


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