SPELUNK! (or in other words, sorry for dropping the, er, rock)
I am, in fact, aware that part of what makes a blog a blog is that you write on it regularly. I am also aware that my insanely-long "short" stories don't really count.
Here are my excuses: school's been finishing, it's been my birthday, I've been helping with the writing of some ethics training videos, I'm closing in on finishing up the treatment for my first feature-length screenplay, and I've been embroiled in teacher meetings for the start of the school year. To quote Prince Humperdink; "I'm swamped."
Things will settle, soon, and the Barkey Snarkey will once again flow freely. Pinky Swear.